•  vexikron   ( @vexikron@lemmy.zip ) 
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    9 months ago

    Duh, moron, the future is you just live in the car.

    You cant legally park it anywhere near anything useful for survival, and gas is expensive and so is car insurance.

    But thats fine because cars and car companies have more rights than people! Or something…

    What I am saying is anyone who walks to the grocery store /deserves/ to get run over.

    Natural Selection mannnnn!

    inhales

    Alright, feelin good, got beer in the glove compartment, time to film my magnum opus:

    DeathRace 2024.

    YEEEEEHAAAWWW!!!

    immediately peels out, doesnt see other driver blowing a red light until too late, swerves to avoid and crashes into the weed dispensary, paralyzing himself from the legs down and killing 4 others