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minus-square Jo Miran ( @JoMiran@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilinkEnglish36•5 months agoMy wife when we first moved to Wyoming: “What a pretty and dainty bird. What is it?” Me: That’s a Magpie. Magpie: *bathes in blood as it feasts on the flesh of a dead elk* My wife:
minus-square Yardy Sardley ( @yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca ) linkfedilinkEnglish17•5 months agoMagpies are the bird equivalent of that person everyone thinks is hot as long as they don’t say anything
minus-square Pringles ( @Pringles@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months agoFuck, maybe that’s why my wife calls me a magpie, but also tells me to shut up sometimes. (I like shiny things)
My wife when we first moved to Wyoming: “What a pretty and dainty bird. What is it?”
Me: That’s a Magpie.
Magpie: *bathes in blood as it feasts on the flesh of a dead elk*
My wife:
Magpies are the bird equivalent of that person everyone thinks is hot as long as they don’t say anything
Fuck, maybe that’s why my wife calls me a magpie, but also tells me to shut up sometimes. (I like shiny things)