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- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English23•9 months ago
I ain’t sticking my dick in something that’s first name is piranha. No thank you.
- ihavenopeopleskills ( @ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social ) 7•9 months ago
I was going to say. It looks like a Mario-themed Fleshlight (NSFW).
TBH i wouldn’t be surprised if it actually existed silicone fleshlights get very original
- fracture [he/him] ( @fracture@beehaw.org ) 2•9 months ago
yeah i was expecting a product link there LOL
(additional info: afaik most fleshlights are not actually made of silicone; or at least, the officially branded kind aren’t)
- Uriel238 [all pronouns] ( @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English22•9 months ago
Although this seems like a workable premise for sexual horror: The plant provides the best blow job and best orgasm ever, but you have to occasionally let it eat someone by lending it to them, and then come by to pick the plant up later before it gets gathered up as evidence.
- CJOtheReal ( @CJOtheReal@ani.social ) 8•9 months ago
Would
- CylustheVirus ( @CylustheVirus@beehaw.org ) English4•9 months ago
MOMMA MIA
- brokenlcd ( @brokenlcd@feddit.it ) 2•9 months ago