- NotSpez ( @NotSpez@lemm.ee ) 47•6 months ago
Or ol’ Donnie knows his shrivelled up dick is extremely well protected by his overhanging belly.
- TheAuthor_13 ( @TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee ) 14•6 months ago
Ummm… it’s a little mushroom, thank you very much.
- Gork ( @Gork@lemm.ee ) 46•6 months ago
You know, for a party that is extremely anti-LGBTQ, the Republicans spend an awfully long time talking about penises.
- dylanmorgan ( @dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ) 32•6 months ago
And anal sex. I’ve heard way more about man on man anal sex from republicans than I have from my numerous gay friends who are also chronic oversharers.
- The Cuuuuube ( @Cube6392@beehaw.org ) English15•6 months ago
Its the casualness. Gay men talk about gay sex the same way straight men talk about straight sex: clumsily, and frequently.
“Straight” men talking about gay sex talk about gay sex how romantic novelists talk about sex: detailed, florid, and full of euphemisms that someone paint an even more detailed portrait
- kandoh ( @kandoh@reddthat.com ) 6•6 months ago
Everyone is a kind of gay, but only conservatives are denied exploring those feelings so it presents in odd way like this.
- autokludge ( @autokludge@programming.dev ) English44•6 months ago
Huh, dickhead confirmed
- halvar ( @halvar@lemm.ee ) 24•6 months ago
They are both standing next to what we think could have been a three-thousand year old space-witch. I would say Obama is cock-precautious and Trump is cock-foolish.
- Honytawk ( @Honytawk@lemmy.zip ) 20•6 months ago
Trump doesn’t have cock confidence either.
He just can’t fold his tiny hands together since he is so fat.
- phx ( @phx@lemmy.ca ) 1•6 months ago
DT probably hasn’t even seen his in at least a decade
- kingthrillgore ( @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml ) 12•6 months ago
You think people actually believe this shit
- Asafum ( @Asafum@feddit.nl ) 10•6 months ago
Very much yes.
If people believe crystals heal, the earth is flat, and Epstein killed himself, I can 100% see people believing this especially since it says nice things about Mango Mussolini.
- Midnitte ( @Midnitte@beehaw.org ) English5•6 months ago
Are you sure Dumpf just doesn’t know what to do with his tiny hands?