- livus ( @livus@kbin.social ) 110•6 months ago
I remember being young and thinking middle-aged people are staring at me because they want me /they disapprove/whatever.
Now I’m middle aged myself, I know the staring is way more likely to either be something along the lines of “ah that kid is so 90s, I never had that green colour but blue Fudge used to wash out to green like that…”
Or “have we run out of natural yoghurt, we bought that 500ml pottle last week but we had curry twice, maybe I should get some more…”
- ZephrC ( @zephr_c@lemm.ee ) 71•6 months ago
Jokes on you then. I’m probably staring because I’m trying to figure out what’s going on with that eye makeup, and I have no idea what that face is supposed to mean.
- Track_Shovel ( @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ) English9•6 months ago
It’s the same face I am making trying to figure out the eye makeup
- slacktoid ( @slacktoid@lemmy.ml ) English35•6 months ago
Plot twist: they are into that and see that as a yes
(that as in what they are doing to repeal the middle aged man)
- 🏳️⚧️MiaCD🏳️⚧️ ( @TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 27•6 months ago
then I continue making that face and hit them with one of these :3
- AggressivelyPassive ( @agressivelyPassive@feddit.de ) 17•6 months ago
So you’re into BDSM as well?
- slacktoid ( @slacktoid@lemmy.ml ) English11•6 months ago
the B stands for Bonks right?
- 🏳️⚧️MiaCD🏳️⚧️ ( @TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 4•6 months ago
Hell yeah! :D
- KSP Atlas ( @KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ) 8•6 months ago
half life crowbar sound effect
Hi Mia, this was the only good reply to this whole post. 🩷
- slacktoid ( @slacktoid@lemmy.ml ) English6•6 months ago
the uno reverse card is played, they are into head bonks! 🤣
- hungryphrog ( @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•6 months ago
BONK
- occhineri ( @occhineri@feddit.de ) 2•6 months ago
Yes, they already said it’s about middle aged men, same plot
- Uriel238 [all pronouns] ( @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 34•6 months ago
Yeah, if I’m staring at you, it means a) I’m thinking about what I’m cooking at home, or balancing HOR production with HOR-to-fuel conversion in Satisfactory and b) my eyes are so bad (I haven’t had prescription glasses for years now) that you’re a blur of colors.
That said, I wonder if she likes board games.
- tastysnacks ( @tastysnacks@programming.dev ) 7•6 months ago
I feel the eyes one. When I was a kid and showing old people how to use a computer, I used to think they were slow. Like they had to think. Now that I’m older, I’m waiting for my eyes to focus.
- I Cast Fist ( @ICastFist@programming.dev ) 2•6 months ago
That said, I wonder if she likes board games.
GET AWAY FROM US, BOARD JAMES!!
- bradorsomething ( @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network ) 27•6 months ago
I’ve got to admit, a girl makes that face at me, I’m going to walk up and start explaining the plot of Krull (1983) for as long as she can hold it. If she makes it through the whole thing I’m pretty sure we’re legally married.
- Gmork ( @Gmork@lemmy.ml ) 5•6 months ago
This is the most random thing I’ve heard in a while. 🤣 I love it!
As a lifelong fan of the movie, I approve of this tactic.
- u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org) ( @user224@lemmy.sdf.org ) English21•6 months ago
Half the time I have no idea what I am staring at. It’s like having closed eyes, but they’re open. It’s my autopilot staring, not me.
On a side note, that lip piercing (just like any other piercing in mouth) may cause tooth damage and/or gum recession over time. It’s a bad idea.
- Zoop ( @Zoop@beehaw.org ) 6•6 months ago
that lip piercing (just like any other piercing in mouth) may cause tooth damage and/or gum recession over time. It’s a bad idea.
Nope, nope, nope. Incorrect. Vertical labrets, which this person in the picture has, do not go into your mouth at all. It goes vertically straight up through your lip. No part of it is ever inside your mouth.
I feel you on the autopilot eyes, though!
- 5in1k ( @5in1k@lemm.ee ) 1•6 months ago
The piercing that’s sitting 2mm from her front teeth in the photo will never collide with them? Yeah ok chief, I do have eyes here. I’m sure she never chews on that conveniently place fidgeter.
- I Cast Fist ( @ICastFist@programming.dev ) 20•6 months ago
Is that flirting? My Social skill is still around 12/100, but I heard that face is what people call flirting
- thatsTheCatch ( @thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz ) 13•6 months ago
I think she’s trying to put them off to get them to stop staring. So the opposite of flirting. But it’s not super clear
- imPastaSyndrome ( @imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ) 17•6 months ago
Maybe don’t look so cool like the girl I want to be if you don’t want to be stared at.Cool hair…sorry
Wowwww victim blaming much?
- Droechai ( @Droechai@lemm.ee ) 6•6 months ago
Victim of looking cool?
The responses to this post have been disgusting
- 5in1k ( @5in1k@lemm.ee ) 7•6 months ago
Cool story chief.
- pixeltree ( @pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 12•6 months ago
I think this image is peak “do I want to be her or be with her?”
- Dra ( @Dra@lemmy.zip ) 12•6 months ago
The narcissism on so many levels is such an adorable aspect of this generation
- cerulean_blue ( @cerulean_blue@lemmy.ml ) 7•6 months ago
The narcissism on so many levels is such an adorable aspect of
thisevery generationSame thing happened in : 90s with Goths, 80s with New Wave , 70s with gender fluid androgyny, 60s with hippies, 50s with rock and roll… 20s with flapper girls.
- Mongostein ( @Mongostein@lemmy.ca ) 12•6 months ago
This would make me stare more. Maybe even say something, like, “are you ok?”
- Aggravationstation ( @Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ) 10•6 months ago
Starring at you? Like you’re a supporting character in a movie or like Mario?
- 5in1k ( @5in1k@lemm.ee ) 10•6 months ago
Look at your getup, do you want attention or not?
- blindsight ( @blindsight@beehaw.org ) 14•6 months ago
“She’s asking to be objectified.”
No, she’s not. And this sexist argument needs to stop.
- 5in1k ( @5in1k@lemm.ee ) 17•6 months ago
Sexist to notice someone with bright unnatural hair and heavy near clown makeup, sure. She’s keeping such a low profile, I can’t believe she would be looked at.
- Fenrisulfir ( @Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca ) 6•6 months ago
I agree it’s attention getting but that’s nowhere near the same as “asking to be objectified.” That’s fucked you think they’re the same
- Gluten6970 ( @Gluten6970@lemm.ee ) 8•6 months ago
“everything I don’t like is attention-seeking”
- 5in1k ( @5in1k@lemm.ee ) 2•6 months ago
Who said I didn’t like it? I just think it’s silly to draw attention to yourself then not want that attention.
- umbrella ( @umbrella@lemmy.ml ) 9•6 months ago
love on first sight