- MajorHavoc ( @MajorHavoc@programming.dev ) 75•5 months ago
“Pay attention to details…”
- Artyom ( @Artyom@lemm.ee ) 17•5 months ago
“Our code is a buggy mess and no one so far has been able to fix it”
- mosiacmango ( @mosiacmango@lemm.ee ) 6•5 months ago
“Please god come throw your body in the pile we use to fill up the holes. We are very nearly out of unwitting flesh here.”
- Gladaed ( @Gladaed@feddit.org ) 1•1 month ago
That’s why they need 55 years of experience. They are trying to hire the original dev.
- MagicShel ( @MagicShel@programming.dev ) 31•5 months ago
I spent all my time in utero working on binary division.
- Rolder ( @Rolder@reddthat.com ) 16•5 months ago
I feel like this is a typo and the 55 is intended to just be 5
- luciole (he/him) ( @luciole@beehaw.org ) 14•5 months ago
Are passionate about the development lifecycle of other engineers and their pain points.
If you’ve been coding for 55+ years, you’ve almost gone through a whole engineer life cycle and you most probably know a lot about pain points.
- lad ( @sukhmel@programming.dev ) English8•4 months ago
Does it count if I have “5” years of experience in Go and 5 in Nodejs?
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Added quotation marks around the first number to make it a string
- I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 2•4 months ago
5+5=55
Big brain thinking
- lad ( @sukhmel@programming.dev ) English3•4 months ago
But they were asking for js
And this was actually the point of the joke I made