[a portrait of Sonic the Hedgehog next to a portrait of Elon Musk, set up as a side-by-side comparison. Below Sonic’s portrait is text describing his traits:
- loved by edgy teens
- wants to go back to space
- nemesis is a powerful bald man
- lives in a simulation
- draws power from emeralds
Below Musk’s portrait is a nearly-identical list of traits:
- loved by edgy teens
- wants to go back to space
- nemesis is a powerful bald man
- thinks he lives in a simulation
- draws power from emeralds
]
- frog 🐸 ( @frog@beehaw.org ) English34•3 months ago
The following trait should be added under Sonic: “frees animals from villain who has turned them into robots”.
And the following under Musk: “kills animals by implanting robot chips in their brains”.
this makes me think Musk is what you’d get if you crossed Sonic and Eggman
- djsoren19 ( @djsoren19@yiffit.net ) 6•3 months ago
If you crossed Sonic and Eggman, which one would get pregante?
- hemko ( @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English5•3 months ago
There’s a ton of evidence in internet about a pregnant Sonic
Everyone is talking about this
- frog 🐸 ( @frog@beehaw.org ) English5•3 months ago
Well I’m never getting that thought out of my head.
- manucode ( @manucode@infosec.pub ) 13•3 months ago
nemesis is a powerful bald man
Is that referring to Jeff Bezos?
- bobs_monkey ( @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ) 10•3 months ago
*Amazon Basics Lex Luthor
- hazeebabee ( @hazeebabee@slrpnk.net ) 3•3 months ago
I would think so. Unless there’s another bald man with musk beef lol
that’s what i figured
- Saik0 ( @Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com ) English11•3 months ago
Sonic actually has morals though.
- Leate_Wonceslace ( @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English9•3 months ago
Don’t do Sonic dirty like that.
- AVincentInSpace ( @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) English5•3 months ago
wait why does sonic want to go to space
EDIT: right, nvm, I’m dumb, every single final boss in the sonic franchise since SA1 has taken place in space
- doleo ( @doleo@lemmy.one ) English3•3 months ago
I wish he would go, fast.
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English3•3 months ago
How does Elon Musk feel about chili dogs?
We know that Sonic is staunchly opposed to drugs and would say doing cocaine is “way past uncool.”