- Blackout ( @Blackout@kbin.social ) 16•1 year ago
This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
- tubbadu ( @tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social ) 10•1 year ago
What about half a duck?
- rmuk ( @rmuk@feddit.uk ) English3•1 year ago
How crispy we talking?
- RoadieRich ( @RoadieRich@midwest.social ) English7•1 year ago
On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.
Now this is science.
- UnverifiedAPK ( @UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml ) 4•1 year ago
Platypus?
- TheDankHold ( @TheDankHold@kbin.social ) 4•1 year ago
Makes sense to me
- outer_spec ( @outer_spec@lemmy.studio ) 4•1 year ago
wrong. duck fetus
- Hyggyldy ( @Hyggyldy@sffa.community ) 3•1 year ago
Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.
- BmeBenji ( @BmeBenji@lemm.ee ) 3•1 year ago
The fun thing about the existence of infinity is that there is an infinite number of possible points on the line between “duck” and “not duck”
- downpunxx ( @downpunxx@kbin.social ) 3•1 year ago
Schrödinger would like a word
- MBM ( @MBM@lemmings.world ) 3•1 year ago
More like law of excluded middle amirite?
- Fish [Indiana] ( @Fish@midwest.social ) English3•1 year ago
What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?
- driving_crooner ( @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ) 3•1 year ago
There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:
Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.
- CAPSLOCKFTW ( @CAPSLOCKFTW@lemmy.ml ) 2•1 year ago
Infinity is only a concept, nothing is infinite.
- Resistentialism ( @Resistentialism@lemmy.wtf ) English1•1 year ago
Oh? Nothing is infinite? What about the universe? Sure it ends somewhere. But not for long.
Oh, also, my hatred for myself is pretty infinite.
- FiveMacs ( @Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ) 1•1 year ago
Even hating yourself is finite when you have enough hatred
- 0x2d ( @0x2d@lemmy.ml ) 2•1 year ago
no way