- MeetInPotatoes ( @MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml ) English46•1 year ago
Fun fact, if you could pull out one dollar per second and went nonstop, it would take over 11 days to pull out all one million dollars.
- DrQuint ( @DrQuint@lemm.ee ) 32•1 year ago
At 8 hours per day, that’s 33 days.
A month at this job and I get paid a million? I’m in.
- wia ( @oxideseven@lemmy.ca ) 19•1 year ago
I was coming in here too describe this math as well lol. Worse still is your speed wouldn’t even be that far and you still need to sleep and eat and stuff.
Youd be at this for a couple months at least.
It would be great to cover all your small purchases though.
- Dave ( @Dave@lemmy.nz ) 25•1 year ago
I’d totally do a couple of months work for a million dollars.
- MeetInPotatoes ( @MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml ) English3•1 year ago
Your arm would get pretty tired as well lol
- Cethin ( @Cethin@lemmy.zip ) English7•1 year ago
The best way to handle it would be to stand on something on have them fall and pull the rest out with gravity. I think that’d work. Maybe into a bag of holding.
- LennethBright ( @LennethBright@artemis.camp ) 9•1 year ago
But the bag of holding would also be cursed. Like maybe it dispenses the money one dollar at a time with a cash register sound at every dollar.
- shottymcb ( @shottymcb@lemm.ee ) 3•1 year ago
If you wished to be a billionaire it’s 31 YEARS. At $1 per second. No sleeping, no eating, no bathroom breaks, no nights off. 24/7/365. Realistically you’d die before your wish came true. Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
- MeetInPotatoes ( @MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml ) English1•1 year ago
Amen. I was just thinking earlier today that billionaires would be more useful if we barbecued them and fed them to our pets.
- properlypurple ( @properlypurple@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English24•1 year ago
Because this is the clown nose granting this, the bills will be stapled together in one long chain 🙃
- Nooch ( @alottachairs@beehaw.org ) English23•1 year ago
“I wish for world peace!” HONK HONK everyone dies
- BarrelAgedBoredom ( @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ) 5•1 year ago
Lmao goteem
- bradorsomething ( @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network ) 19•1 year ago
The item should also attract geese when used.
- phi1997 ( @phi1997@kbin.social ) 1•1 year ago
This song starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqanQ9DPgV8
- BossDj ( @BossDj@lemm.ee ) 17•1 year ago
I want a Ferrari!
Granted! A dozen clowns ride with you wherever you go. You’re always the last one out.
- whodatdair ( @whodatdair@lemm.ee ) English14•1 year ago
I wish I could fly!
Jet propelled by farts.
- Cyborganism ( @cyborganism@lemmy.ca ) 2•1 year ago
Hahahaha this is awesome
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English1•1 year ago
How many bills would he have to pull a minute to reach a million in 3 hours? 🤔
I’m too high to even figure out how to equate it right now.
- Jordan Lund ( @jordanlund@lemmy.one ) English1•1 year ago
Money out the wazoo: