- moog ( @moog@lemm.ee ) 22•1 year ago
the “i never want to shit again” colon-pounder special
- Nioxic ( @Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English1•1 year ago
I see youre a biologist… lol
- Lodespawn ( @Lodespawn@kbin.social ) 14•1 year ago
Choc milk aside that looks like dog food. If you’re going to eat meat at least learn to cook it properly. No self respecting boy (or girl for that matter) should be inflicting this abomination upon themselves. Why do boys apparently have to hate themselves like this?
- Nepenthe ( @Nepenthe@kbin.social ) 9•1 year ago
I wish “Guys can’t survive on their own without someone parenting them 24/7” was what people meant when they complained about misandry.
- BeMoreCareful ( @BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id ) English7•1 year ago
When I was like 9 years old I had steak and a chocolate milk at a fancy restaurant (fancy to nine year old me).
I threw up and have never sought that particular combination out again.
It’s been literally decades and I just got that weird extra saliva kick in the back of my throat that says I won’t be trying it again tonight.
- kingthrillgore ( @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml ) 5•1 year ago
…did you cook those steak nuggets to well done?!?!
- germanatlas ( @germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English4•1 year ago
Would eat
Woof, arf, bark.
Talk about your “bone appetit”
“My son turned out just fine”
Sir, your daughter barks on command.
Throw some eggs or potatoes in there and you’re set.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 3•1 year ago
Would you like some meat with your meat?
- Phuntis ( @phuntis@sopuli.xyz ) English3•1 year ago
I want boy dinner now
- Franzia ( @Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•1 year ago
Doggy!!!
- squeakyelbows ( @squeakyelbows@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English1•1 year ago
Meatloaf Crunch! 😊
- Blastasaurus ( @Blastasaurus@lemm.ee ) English0•1 year ago
I can’t take an adult who drinks chocolate milk seriously.
- Asnabel ( @Asnabel@lemm.ee ) 12•1 year ago
Mmmmm, choccy milk. 🤤🤤🤤🤤
- CephalonKappa ( @CephalonKappa@discuss.tchncs.de ) 10•1 year ago
Cringe
- Asafum ( @Asafum@feddit.nl ) 7•1 year ago
That’s an interesting way of saying “I gatekeep what people are allowed to enjoy.”
How about just considering that what drinks people consume says absolutely nothing about them, other than “I don’t care what people think about what I enjoy?”
- Jimbo ( @Jimbo@yiffit.net ) 4•1 year ago
Well how dare you my good sir/madam
- Nioxic ( @Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English3•1 year ago
Its clearly steak sauce