Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible
- FarraigePlaisteach ( @FarraigePlaisteach@kbin.social ) 24•1 year ago
That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
- Greyscale ( @greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org ) English23•1 year ago
28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
- smashboy ( @smashboy@kbin.social ) 5•1 year ago
I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
- Greyscale ( @greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org ) English4•1 year ago
On fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
- TommySalami ( @TommySalami@lemm.ee ) 4•1 year ago
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she’d burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
- Case ( @Case@unilem.org ) English3•1 year ago
I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.
It stinks, for miles. And months.
- CanadaPlus ( @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org ) 2•1 year ago
Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
- miss_brainfart ( @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml ) 2•1 year ago
You should use a condom next time
- treadful ( @treadful@lemmy.zip ) English19•1 year ago
A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
- pirrrrrrrr ( @pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 19•1 year ago
American measurement systems
- blindbunny ( @blindbunny@lemmy.ml ) English4•1 year ago
Think of the money saved alone.
- Miku Luna \ she/it ( @backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 19•1 year ago
how much is that in real units?
- yetAnotherUser ( @yetAnotherUser@feddit.de ) 11•1 year ago
A foot is like 30cm. So it’s roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
- 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍 ( @sxan@midwest.social ) 7•1 year ago
0.1187384 hogshead
- windtorn ( @windtorn@beehaw.org ) 6•1 year ago
About 0.5 bananas³
- Mambert ( @Mambert@beehaw.org ) 9•1 year ago
Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I’m about to host the hottest twitch stream.
- Albbi ( @Albbi@lemmy.ca ) 4•1 year ago
Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?
- lazylion_ca ( @lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca ) 3•1 year ago
Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.
- 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍 ( @sxan@midwest.social ) 2•1 year ago
And he rotates the password every hour
- Thavron ( @Thavron@lemmy.ca ) English3•1 year ago
Starlink
- Mambert ( @Mambert@beehaw.org ) 3•1 year ago
There’s definitely wifi and printers in hell.
- spauldo ( @spauldo@lemmy.ml ) English8•1 year ago
A care package for myself for when I get there.
- Curious Canid ( @Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca ) 8•1 year ago
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
- HatchetHaro ( @HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 7•1 year ago
1’ tungsten cube
u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness
- HamBrick ( @HamBrick@programming.dev ) 3•1 year ago
Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?
- similideano ( @similideano@sopuli.xyz ) 4•1 year ago
They didn’t specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.
- HatchetHaro ( @HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•1 year ago
how can boxes be real if hell’s not real
ignore the fact that hell’s not real just like religious people do, we’re all trying to have a good time
- callyral ( @callyral@kbin.social ) 6•1 year ago
a black hole
- atlasraven31 ( @atlasraven31@lemm.ee ) 3•1 year ago
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that’s what people there want
- CrimeDad ( @CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work ) English3•1 year ago
A cat.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 3•1 year ago
A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole
- Spitzspot ( @Spitzspot@artemis.camp ) 2•1 year ago
The entrails of the last priest.
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries