Any day now 🙄. Wish they’d fuck off with all this.
“Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all of these things have taken place.” -Matthew 24:34
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) English5•11 months ago
I’d feel so stupid though if I repented and then Jesus no-showed
- groucho ( @groucho@lemmy.sdf.org ) English4•11 months ago
Yep! There he is now!
- Teon ( @Teon@kbin.social ) 3•11 months ago
Cut "repent be saved’ off, and on the bottom of it write with a fat sharpie, “…all over my face.” Now go staple that back on that power pole!!
- Reality Suit ( @Reality_Suit@lemmy.one ) English1•11 months ago
I think I’m having one.
- Lolman228 ( @Lolman228@kbin.social ) 1•11 months ago
I’m cumming to jesus
- awwwyissss ( @awwwyissss@lemm.ee ) English1•11 months ago
For Jesus to come back? Fucking right. Muther fucker has some explaining to do.
There is, of course, no reason to think he is coming back. I am not afraid of 2000 year old Mediterranean mythology, nor should anyone be. Even if I was so deluded, the mythology clearly says he’ll brb within that generation and that generation died thousands of years ago.
- awwwyissss ( @awwwyissss@lemm.ee ) English1•11 months ago
Did you even watch the video… I’m clearly making fun of the whole thing
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- awwwyissss ( @awwwyissss@lemm.ee ) English2•11 months ago
www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/17090p1/maybe_maybe_maybe/
Maybe that one will work. Just a funny video
Thanks for the alt link. I should done that when the sign was still up.
Sorry, without the video, I thought some Christian was trying to put the screws to me.
- awwwyissss ( @awwwyissss@lemm.ee ) English2•11 months ago
All good, I’m fed up with religious nut jobs too