- edric ( @scytale@lemm.ee ) English80•10 months ago
You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you’re a firefox user.
- 567PrimeMover ( @567PrimeMover@kbin.social ) 22•10 months ago
Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?
- edric ( @scytale@lemm.ee ) English14•10 months ago
Yep, just change your user-agent and they’ll flip the switch immediately.
- JimmyBigSausage ( @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee ) 48•10 months ago
I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.
- 567PrimeMover ( @567PrimeMover@kbin.social ) 20•10 months ago
They’ll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%
- LeftHandedWave ( @LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee ) English6•10 months ago
It will show 22%, but really be 35%.
- Scrawny ( @Scrawny@lemm.ee ) English2•10 months ago
We’ve come full circle.
- Tartas1995 ( @Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ) 11•10 months ago
I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.
- RBG ( @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ) 7•10 months ago
I am next for not tipping my landlord.
- Semi-Hemi-Demigod ( @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ) 38•10 months ago
Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer
- 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 ( @Dirk@lemmy.ml ) 9•10 months ago
How dare you!
- I Cast Fist ( @ICastFist@programming.dev ) English19•10 months ago
bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY
- JCreazy ( @JCreazy@midwest.social ) English17•10 months ago
For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can
- LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) 4•10 months ago
For refusing to stand up and shout “McDonalds” at the smart TV.
- Zerush ( @Zerush@lemmy.ml ) 11•10 months ago
- nfsu2 ( @nfsu2@feddit.cl ) 9•10 months ago
Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric
- TQuid ( @TQuid@beehaw.org ) English8•10 months ago
A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device
- SpiderShoeCult ( @SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz ) 4•10 months ago
How dare you wish to be in control of the device you purchased? The inqusition will be in touch.
- lapislazuli ( @lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz ) 8•10 months ago
You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.
- Emma_Gold_Man ( @Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 7•10 months ago
Lost your listener’s license, did you?
- Kusimulkku ( @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ) 7•10 months ago
It’s an even worse crime to be running custom ROM on your phone or basically not just running whatever it came with with bootloader locked.
- kingthrillgore ( @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml ) 5•10 months ago
DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS
- Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) 4•10 months ago
Viva la FOSS!!