Hey Siri, when is the AI turning ba-GOD DAMMIT

If it had been a legitimate security finding and got his ass kicked anyway, it would have been the perfect level of self deprecating humor worthy of Leslie Nelson himself

😂 No suddenly they want to talk a lot about fist fighting and how they can’t because they’d probably kill you and forced laugh their way back to their safe space

So they aren’t chatting with Darth Vader? ☹️

Why does the airbnb logo look like testivaries and a pegina?

Generally I share your sentiment, but just for consideration, I couldn’t so boldly say things can get better very quickly. Can they really?

Does human nature support that, or is major change virtually guaranteed to trigger power struggles and chaos detrimental to the average citizen?

I’m not sure we can objectively assert an answer very confidently.

I feel your pain.

Trade some politeness for some pragmatism. Take these lessons learned when making a purchase / signing a contract / whatever. Next time, directly ask for all of the terms you need, even if it seems insulting to imply they wouldn’t provide it. Pin it down, get it on paper, hold them accountable, even if it seems rude.

Not that I’ve got this mastered. It’s hard. You want to assume others are as dutiful as you and your ilk, but most are just trying to make the sale and move on (metaphorically… often literally)

It’s our fault for being sighted, really

I still hold a fuzzy version of an early childhood memory where I was tagging along with… some guardian in the mall and bored and generally causing chaos (running around playing) waiting for them to finish.

At one point I bumped into some clean cut lookin’ frat dude who immediately made some angry comment that nearly started a fight with my guardian

Later I had a much bigger bump with someone and was horrified as I looked up to see the biggest piercest leatherest tattooest looking guy who knelt down and asked in the kindest voice mankind has yet produced, “Hey, you okey buddy? Your toy fell, here ya go!”

It was probably a good experience for young heho

Make the plan during the work day and execute during your small time.

Squeeze googling syntax / architectures / whatever into poop breaks or wherever you can.

Make sure you’re really keeping a clear head and acting with intent the entire time you’re writing. Make sure you’re asking meaningful questions and committing the answers to memory.

I’d bet that seems trivial, and I hope it isn’t offensive. It’s legitimately difficult and something I always have to remind myself of, especially after a break.

I’ll put days into something waffling over curiosities that don’t really matter and not get anything meaningful done, or worse spaghettify my code chasing some distraction and start feeling lost. Focusing on the mission makes the daily progress add up better.

Keep the zen, keep the plan, keep at it consistently. Exercise can help a lot. I’m sure the rust will shake off in no time.

Mommy Milkers

D vs B

Just in case, can’t hurt to get your prostate checked.

To be fair, the dog has been doing a great job and is in line for a promotion

Probably shouldn’t be drinking coffee though

Hear me out. Have you ever tried naps?

And then you meet that one other rando talking about the delicate balance of our microbiome, and you have the best night ever googling random shit in the one quiet room

“God, she’s giving a speech about individuality! Everyone, hit the deck!!!”

Our company has seen long and bloody wars fought over the semicolon

Grab a few usb sticks and put different images on them to try some different OS’s. Get a feel for how easy they are to install / config / use.

Then put your favorite on your internal drive, and maybe keep a couple of specialized sticks for whatever: troubleshooting, browsing, streaming, gaming, office…

Break out the… swollen right butt cheek?

😂🤣Absolute madlads.

This is my recurring joke at work, “Ran out of tokens? Just hit up a support agent on some web page.”

And these artists packaged it up.