“If your life had a narator, would it tell you that…”

I had a test with a short movie, cut scene by scene and each time they asked to explain what happend and what did were thinking. I thought I did good on it, but apparently I didn’t, just too autistic to know.

You mean astrology for MBAs?

It is, I once manipulated an IQ test by giving all the correct answers.

because she went to sleep it off in her car.

So some one slipped her a sedative, saw her leave and get in her car? Luckily she decided to sleep it off first and didn’t drove home.

Breaking in the container office building thing and turning the blueprints upside down has better chances of success.

You don’t have allergies or colds?

If you’re brave enough, anything can become a suppository.

Every husband here is sad for all those years he didn’t knew these existed. Mothers and teachers wonder if these are available in kid-sizes. Kids wonder what glue works on both this device and the teachers skin.

Bouncing bomber!

Exactly, our content was intellectual stimulating, like the hamster in the microwave Flash game.

People who should be removed from polite society and left on an island far far away.

People can be so dramatic. We’ve flown aircraft for nearly a century and in all that time, not one, ever got stuck in the sky. Every single one of them landed. That’s an 100% succes rate!

I get, people are scared about crashes, but we have plenty of examples where the aircraft hit the ground at a very high speed and not a single passager complained afterwards. Again reaching 100% custumer statisfaction at even the worst landings.

Got it. Make Ohio even worse and we’ll have FTL engines by the end of the week.

The internet needs spaces that our rights are fully present for and that aren’t subject to the whims of a private corporation.

Exactly. Websites like Reddit and Facebook have gobbled up a huge part of the internet and are essentially the virtual public space. I got banned from Reddit for bullshit reasons and there is absolutly no recourse. Appeals are just closed without anyone really looking at them. Making a new account is next to impossible.

The Metaverse cycle:

10 Some article remind me it exist;

20 I shrug and continue not to care about the Metaverse;

30 I forget about the existance of the Metaverse;

40 Some amount of time passes;

50 GOTO 10.

• Ductape, if it’s loose and should be stuck
• WD-40, if it’s stuck and should be loose
• Match, if it 's dark and should be lit
• Hammer, if it’s lit and should be dark.

A friend, with a benefit.

What’s worse is the implication that Jar-jar was good character design.

I hope they actual deliver. Dental care is still the equivalent of wooden pegs.