Ok, new question: can something exist if there is, was, and will be, nothing or no one that is/was/will be aware of its existence?

Note my definition of being aware here: if that something can be illuminated, photons are “aware” of it. If it can fall freely, gravitational fields are “aware” of it.

*makes the noise of a catcalling porcupine

If I were forced to use Edge, I’d fall off it

“You look so generic I got a deja vu the first time we met.”

I keep recycling this one but it’s hard not to. I have so few good ideas!

I love how people call it natural when anyone but a human does something.

Then start dating (as a joke). Get married (as a joke). Have kids (as a joke). Grow old (as a joke). Enjoy your sunset years together (as a joke). Be buried next to each other after death (as a joke). Become ghosts and prank-haunt people together (as a joke).

And they unalived happily ever after, as a joke.

Sharma – India

The all-powerful “Sharma-ji ka beta” (“Mr. Sharma’s son”) is Indian parents’ go-to standard for their children

And I bet that guy regrets nothing