8 day old account that’s made 115 posts over the past 5 days. Either a Russian bot, or a Russian human who needs a fucking hobby.

Gee, wonder what caused this shift?

I swear I blocked this asshole already…

A fellowship of the concerned is on their way to Mordor now with a letter strongly condemning the dark lord’s recent actions.

Bubblybubbles, working hard for a few extra rubles today it seems.

Lol, sure Vlad. Whatever you say.

Speaking of Palantir, I’ve decided I’m going to start a company where I convince people to allow me to plug their brains into a machine, where they will then live out their lives in an artificial reality while I use their body heat to power AI data centers. As far as what I’m going to call this company, I don’t want to be too on the nose as to what services the company provides. I think I’ll just call it “The Matrix.” That should be vague enough, don’t you think? Kinda like Palantir. What even is a Palantir? Couldn’t possibly be anything nefarious.

If they actually made this into a wristwatch, I might be interested. But a pocket watch? Why?

So basically like every war that the US has been involved in since WWII? Amazing how pouring billions of taxpayer dollars into the military can’t overcome our leadership, that is consistently made up of absolute fucking morons who’ve never read a history book.

We’re shaking.

I wonder if getting paid by Russia to be a giant fucking pest on the internet is worth it.

Sputnik…lol.

It’s Sunday morning, and the news is here to remind you that this dumb fucking war, started by dumb fucking subhuman trash, is still happening. Yay.

Guys, I think this fucking prick is still alive. And he really wants to use a nuke.

Shut the fuck up, Russia.

Womp womp.

So all the dumbass MAGA boomers who still have landlines and answer calls from unknown numbers have a lower opinion of Canada. I have never loved Canada more, and I wish you guys would start accepting American refugees who don’t want anything to do with this shithole country anymore.

This article needs more hashtags. Also, all I saw in the headline was “FIRE CUBAN DOCTORS.” Took me a few more glances to notice the inexplicably smaller print.

Yeah, I bet dads in Iran don’t even check in on their son’s pornhub search history. Fucking heathens.

One day we’ll all look back at this time and remember the heroes who stood up in unison and proclaimed, “WE ARE CONCERNED.” Their concerns and strongly worded letters will echo through history.