Not only this, but her roommate was hiding her crush all these years as well! It’s crazy

You gave me idea that the phrase “I‘m missing X” could be used to talk about posessions that are far away from fthe speaker as well

Wow it‘s very creative! Thank you for sharing. Are you using this in your clong?

Interesting hypothesis but i tend to disagree. In fact my clong is more anti-capitalist than you think: there is no way to say “I have X”, only “I‘m nearbying X”/“X is nearbying me“