Your Netflix sub doesn’t alter time

Excuse me, I upgraded to the special relativity plan for exactly this reason and I’m entitled to my rage

Is your keyboard not a bunch of asymmetrical keys melded together?

Here lies dreadbeef 
1970-01-01 - 2038-01-19
01010010 01001001 01010000 

I would gladly dissolve the gaming division of Netflix for another couple seasons of Mindhunter. I miss the days when quality content was king, not portfolio diversity.

Are you a medical examiner?

I don’t know if this is a typo or a sick burn

Maybe there are gift cards