All will be Disney soon.

The mouse always hungers.

Now that’s an origin story

We need a new Henry Ford and instead we get PT Barnum

Edit: ok Henry Ford sucks.

What I mean is we need a new model t. An everyman electric. Instead we got hot wheels stunt tracks. Better?

look dear. sapphic spinners

So it’s going to take 20 days to secure a half days worth of fuel.

Bro is fully stupid.

I’m concerned about what these people might do if their war machine stops being fed. They are unhinged.

FEED KIDS

Me trying to direct the dude at the gas station to the correct nicotine flavor