Humans have a knack for sharing intimate moments in unlikely places, as membership of the mile-high club demonstrates. So there is a significant chance that the launch of the space tourism sector may be swiftly followed by the first sex in space.
This article fails to address the most critical issue with cosmic sex: zero-G fluid proliferation. They might need to institute a rule against squirters, and just imagine the cabin after scat play in space.
Oh come on, it’s not like I asked you to picture your own conception right down to the expression on your mom’s face when your dad creampied her. That would have just been cruel.
I wouldn’t know, I only shart my pants in Walmart’s Amigo Carts, not space. I can tell you that eating Jack in the Box massively increases forward thrust though.
This article fails to address the most critical issue with cosmic sex: zero-G fluid proliferation. They might need to institute a rule against squirters, and just imagine the cabin after scat play in space.
No, I don’t particularly want to imagine that, thank you.
Oh come on, it’s not like I asked you to picture your own conception right down to the expression on your mom’s face when your dad creampied her. That would have just been cruel.
Well, we have all been to a waterpark, no? The second case poses more difficult issues, though.
Some people have more Delta-V than others
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I wouldn’t know, I only shart my pants in Walmart’s Amigo Carts, not space. I can tell you that eating Jack in the Box massively increases forward thrust though.