• Joe Biden’s defining feature is his paternalism.

    He knows what’s best for black people (like “sending social workers into the homes”, since they don’t know how to take care of their kids!).

    He knows what’s best for young people (his mind’s not going to be changed when they protest something!). He’s gonna hold onto that torch for a while longer.

    And he loves children. And Israel is just a little underdog baby country, trying to hold it’s own against the mean bad old (far too tan) men around it!

    But don’t worry, Biden knows what’s best, and Bibi will come around, with some firm, paternal, “come to god” talkings-to.

  • There is a red line:

    • “From the river to the sea!”

    Curiously, all sides seem to agree on it… they just have slightly opposing interpretations.

    From an outside observer’s point of view, it seems to mean to keep spilling blood, so the line remains red.