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- lad ( @sukhmel@programming.dev ) English62•5 months ago
CEO: why not both?
- R00bot ( @R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 55•5 months ago
Shareholders: why not all three?
- hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) 24•5 months ago
Considering that C-suite executives are usually fantastically expensive, they’d be a logical position to automate (assuming AI worked like suits think it does). For some veeeery strange reason no board of directors has suggested replacing themselves with AIs
- NigelFrobisher ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) 14•5 months ago
It’d be super easy to replace Sam Altman with a bot that spits out keywords known to increase OpenAI shares.
Waitaminute… Sam alt-man?
- Tolookah ( @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ) 24•5 months ago
Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.
Humanity: yes, let’s replace all of the above. 100% unemployment rate is the only way to go.
- hazeebabee ( @hazeebabee@slrpnk.net ) 1•5 months ago
Honestly 100% unemployed becuase we have a good universal income system or something would be great. But sadly it looks like we’re in a different timeline :(
- lad ( @sukhmel@programming.dev ) English15•5 months ago
*Several steps later*
Narrator: And that, folks, is how we got the Utopia we live in, by replacing all the work with AI, and letting people enjoy their lives
- r00ty ( @r00ty@kbin.life ) 5•5 months ago
Haha. No. Nothing so hopeful. The rich people will get even richer and everyone that used to be working class and middle class die a slow death.
- quicken ( @quicken@aussie.zone ) 1•5 months ago
CEO is the first role to go!
- redcalcium ( @redcalcium@lemmy.institute ) 15•5 months ago
If we fire all developers and allow AIs to program themselves, the AIs are going to commit virtual seppuku after a few days.
- tastysnacks ( @tastysnacks@programming.dev ) 5•5 months ago
Can we build an AI manager that just keeps asking for different shades of red?
- MajorHavoc ( @MajorHavoc@programming.dev ) 1•5 months ago
AIs are going to commit virtual seppuku after a few days.
Yes. And that’s our best case scenario. Worst case is a wildly incompetent, but still effective form of SkyNet.
- kbal ( @kbal@fedia.io ) 13•5 months ago
It’s the marketing department that should really be worried.
- DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) 4•5 months ago
Like the C level isn’t the marketing department
- stanka ( @stanka@lemmy.ml ) 7•5 months ago
Could probably replace managers with AI, but being trained on most managers would mean it would be equally bad at its job.
I think the most likely is for the artists jobs to go away as art doesn’t have to be exact, but code does.
- ඞmir ( @Amir@lemmy.ml ) 4•5 months ago
Only one of them gets to make the decision to fire the other
- palordrolap ( @palordrolap@kbin.run ) 0•5 months ago
Managers might not like people but they don’t want to get rid of them. There’s no cheap thrill from micromanaging an AI.
- nova_ad_vitum ( @nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ) 1•5 months ago
Plus it’s harder to pass the buck and blame an AI for your screw ups. It would be perceived, as the kids say, as a skills issue.