It’s bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this “house” is probably miserable.
- rem26_art ( @rem26_art@fedia.io ) 45•5 months ago
I lost it when I saw that the siding continues inside. They really went for that one texture look.
Also the through-wall Air Conditioner in the shower???
- Hacksaw ( @Hacksaw@lemmy.ca ) 21•5 months ago
What do you mean I can’t install siding on the inside… It’s called “siding” not “outsiding” it goes on every side!
- CafecitoHippo ( @CafecitoHippo@lemm.ee ) English21•5 months ago
I was really disappointed that in Exterior Features there was Vinyl Siding listed but it wasn’t also listed on the Interior Features. I would’ve lost it at that.
- rem26_art ( @rem26_art@fedia.io ) 9•5 months ago
Definitely a missed opportunity on the part of whoever made this listing lmao
- azerial ( @azerial@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English2•4 months ago
I thought the same thing when I read it.
- st3ph3n ( @st3ph3n@midwest.social ) English25•5 months ago
Big cult compound vibes,
- nilloc ( @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ) English7•4 months ago
Yeah or else quiver-full/mormon family. Not that there’s really a difference between those and cults.
- magnetosphere ( @magnetosphere@fedia.io ) 23•5 months ago
“Has your cult outgrown mom’s basement? Do I have the place for you!”
- Jo Miran ( @JoMiran@lemmy.ml ) 23•5 months ago
Me: What’s wrong with siiiiiiideholyshititsinthehouse!!!
EDIT: The carpet did me in. I am dead. R.I.P. me.
- MystikIncarnate ( @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ) English7•5 months ago
It’s also on the ceiling inside.
- demoman ( @demoman@lemmy.one ) English20•5 months ago
Holy this is a good one thanks OP
- azimir ( @azimir@lemmy.ml ) 20•5 months ago
Did anyone notice that the garage interior photos show the misaligned joists about 3/4 of the way back over the truck/jimmy?
I’m not entirely sure they’re actually attached to anything.
Oh, and no code inspector ever saw that wiring.
Edit: oh, and the never ending AC unit chaos. They even vent multiple units into the enclosed garage! That just kind of overheats it and returns the entropy to the house?
Favorite AC unit placement: in the shower with its own little upper tier curtain.
Second favorite cooling feature: the structural box fans in the walls.
- SouthFresh ( @SouthFresh@lemmy.ml ) 19•5 months ago
Two things:
- Archer “Realty”
- I’ve seen plenty of the reverse, but this is the first time I’ve seen someone make their house with the Doom level editor.
Archer “Realty”
I don’t get what you mean by this.
- SouthFresh ( @SouthFresh@lemmy.ml ) 2•4 months ago
I can’t imagine this realtor was super proud at working this listing. A realtor probably expects to buy and sell houses, not myhouse.wad
- Doesntpostmuch ( @Doesntpostmuch@possumpat.io ) 17•5 months ago
I love the variety of chandelier’s and ceiling fans all next to each other
- shikitohno ( @shikitohno@lemm.ee ) 17•5 months ago
At first, I thought this must be some abandoned barracks or aircraft hangar that got retrofitted into a private residence, but then I saw it was purpose built in 2004.
- Akasazh ( @Akasazh@feddit.nl ) 11•5 months ago
but then I saw it was purpose built in 2004.
Holy crap
- entropicdrift ( @entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org ) 14•5 months ago
Looks like a cult compound. Wild
- MNByChoice ( @MNByChoice@midwest.social ) 13•5 months ago
Wifi and cell phone reception may suck.
Also, I have doubts about the insulation. One can see it in the garage, but one can also see sunlight through the wall.
Like someone chose the cheapest option at every option, and nevet considered the overall best experience.
- fitjazz ( @fitjazz@lemmyf.uk ) 10•4 months ago
Who needs insulation when you have 12 air conditioners‽
- HelixDab2 ( @HelixDab2@lemm.ee ) 4•4 months ago
Someone that doesn’t want a $750 monthly electrical bill in the Arkansas summers?
- azerial ( @azerial@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English3•4 months ago
Just imagine the electricity bill.
- azimir ( @azimir@lemmy.ml ) 13•5 months ago
@OP - This one is truly special. Thank you so much for this gift to we plebes. Wow.
When I first saw it, it was just the picture from the outside. That intrigued me enough to look a the rest of the pictures. I’m glad I did.
- JCPhoenix ( @JCPhoenix@beehaw.org ) English12•5 months ago
So much weirdness. The box fans inserted into the walls. On Pic 38, the shower faucets are outside of the shower itself. All the ceiling fans. The “conference room” or perhaps church space. In Pic 28, using the carpet as “wallpaper,” and similarly in 29, the carpet for the top surface of the half wall. Using PVC pipes as handrails on stairs or in the closets and hanger bars. And it looks like the vehicle in the garage might actually be a hearse!
Good find!
- tooclose104 ( @tooclose104@lemmy.ca ) 10•5 months ago
By time you reach the carpeted walls it’s actually slightly jarring for there to be such an unexpected change like that. I’m pretty sure the black room was carpet as well, but it could also just be pixelation, I’m not 100% sure.
Didn’t notice the other odds though, was too horrified by the walls and ceilings … and then after the carpet, the garage… my goodness.
- (⬤ᴥ⬤) ( @nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 10•5 months ago
shipping container core
- azerial ( @azerial@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English10•4 months ago
Whoa, there must have been a blow out sell on office chairs. Who needs normal chairs when you can have an office chair?!
Also, no central heat and air, window units… In that massively hot tin box.
Also I forgot to mention the floor to wall carpeting.
Man this place has it all! What a steal! lol
edit: I totally missed it, but did anyone clock the gigantic quilt sewing machine in slide 34?