[alt text: a photo of a tunnel under a bridge, which has been painted to look like a large man is grabbing the edges of the tunnel and pulling himself out. There is an actual person laying outside of the entrance to the tunnel, looking back in fear at the painted man. The photo has been captioned with three labels. The tunnel is labeled: “my butthole”. The large painted man is labeled: “the Baconator I ate an hour ago”. The small, scared person is labeled: “the toilet”.]