Aatube ( @Aatube@kbin.melroy.org ) 15•1 month agoRelevant xkcd:
The next scene is the metal detector scene except Neo is only wearing his jacket.
You use the blue bowl, the shit ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You use the red bowl, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how tall the rabbit pellets pile…
Hylactor ( @Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ) 11•1 month agoWhat does the future hold if I shit into the trash can?
probableprotogen ( @probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 3•1 month agoThe future would have the crushing weight of late-stage capitalism AND shit in a trash can
averyminya ( @averyminya@beehaw.org ) 9•1 month agoI’ll do both, I promise to mop the floor after.
kibiz0r ( @kibiz0r@midwest.social ) English7•1 month ago“…and you relieve whatever you want to relieve”
Jo Miran ( @JoMiran@lemmy.ml ) 6•1 month agoThe pink toilet should have the seat down. Just saying.
Sas [she/her] ( @Sas@beehaw.org ) 3•1 month agoBoth should
Aggravationstation ( @Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ) 4•1 month agoI put my legs in each toilet and smear my shit over Laurence Fishburne’s face.
Sparky ( @Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 4•1 month agoSo how do we go about this… Do I stand in the middle and waterbend my piss in such a way that I split the stream into both toilets, or do I sit down on one, flip my dick up and aim into the other one? I have to take both pills, can’t make a decision.