It’s just helicopter anyway

Nothing about flappy bird was original when it came out and half its assets were ripped from other games.

I saw an arcade version at a flea market in Ohio a few weeks ago.

I was confused as fuck, but figured “well the creator probably doesn’t give enough of a shit to sue anyone over it”

I guess I’m kinda right.

I only got good at Jetty Boot specifically to unlock the jet boots. And it’s the one mini-game I kinda resent.

Setrik’s soiled loincloth!