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- OpenStars ( @OpenStars@discuss.online ) English18•5 days ago
I mean… in fairness, it wasn’t going to last.
So since their war-virginity was about to be stolen from them anyway, he made sure to get in there first, for his own benefit:-).
- 5714 ( @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English4•5 days ago
War virginity sounds like something movie Gimli would say to the wood elf
- Feydaikin ( @Faydaikin@beehaw.org ) English4•5 days ago
That’s what Tolkien told us anyway.
- OpenStars ( @OpenStars@discuss.online ) English3•5 days ago
OMG I could barely get this message out I was rotfl so hard…
- GBU_28 ( @GBU_28@lemm.ee ) English12•5 days ago
Hobbits are the f-22 of fucking-with-sauron tech. He can hardly detect or manipulate them, compared to the other races, and they are literally small and sneaky around his minions who are generally not built to handle that
- OpenStars ( @OpenStars@discuss.online ) English6•5 days ago
- 5714 ( @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English11•5 days ago
Frodo B. and Samweis G. were, according to our sources, recruited by a Valinor national to export magical waste into enemy territory.
- bradorsomething ( @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network ) English1•5 days ago
That windmill in the foreground with the blue door is where they hold second breakfast.