Facebook never deletes your account. It’s an illusion. All your data is still there, you just can’t access it anymore.

The best way to delete your account is to stop using it.

Oh, man, I would have to figure out how to log in to my Facebook account first. That’ll take a team of archaeologists and a squad of 90s hackers tag-teaming a single keyboard, at the very least.

Now, if you find a way to get the rest of the country to stop using Whatsapp so I don’t have to go live as a hermit, that’s a boycott I could consider.