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5714 ( @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English15•1 month ago…and in the darkness bind them.
Kinky
henfredemars ( @henfredemars@infosec.pub ) English4•1 month agoFriends forever.
Malgas ( @Malgas@beehaw.org ) English3•1 month agoOne does not gimply walk into Mordor.
flicker ( @flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English4•1 month agoWait… did it wed them by race, or did it wed the 9 men, the 7 dwarves, the 3 elves, and Sauron all together? Because unless I’m mistaken, Galadriel is the only woman amongst them, and I would not envy her.
Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) English2•1 month agoYear, Sauron didn’t forge the elven ones, … but also they weren’t finger rings so women were excluded.
Swedneck ( @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) English3•1 month agoi want to see this comedy spinoff, just a bunch of old dudes on some beach trying to have a honeymoon together and failing miserably
icedcoffee ( @icedcoffee@lemm.ee ) English1•1 month agoBig love
Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) English1•1 month agoSauron & the elves knew that including stinky hobbitses into the marriage would never work.
Not sure why orcs didn’t get any tho.