“We need to cut costs! Why are we spending extra to drill these stupid holes all over the vehicle?”

“Sir, that’s a drain h—”

“Yeah, I don’t care what they are, I want them gone, or you’re fired.”

The problem is you aren’t thinking like a billionaire. When your Nazi truck catches on fire when it rains and kills your customer, the company gets to sell a new Nazi truck to your customer’s child. That doubles every sale and potentially triples once the grandchildren are of driving age.

waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat
bathtub

Not enough Jpeg ! I can kind of make out part of the image.

Good for the american criminals, I guess, since the police departments using Teslas might be prone to shorting out on pursuits during heavy rain, I guess.

W Freedom (to commit crimes).

Did y’all see the bit about the space x rocket being less effective of the oldest rockets made. Calculation error means it can only take up 400 tons of the 1000 it supposed to. No way to fix it. NASA did it better.

Its so poorly made it’s not allowed in europe. And normal teslas had issues getting allowed to be sold in Finland cause they are just built to such a low standard. You are getting scammed when you get a tesla.

I love that for every bozo who bought one in Florida now the we’re about to enter hurricane season in a few months.

Until a few years ago, every $500 Tesla door handle had over a dozen contact switches, motors, microprocessors, and other points of failure, all exposed to moisture and thermal cycling.

Now they just have 2 motors, a couple hall effect sensors, and a microprocessor encased in plastic so they’re 10x cheaper to make and don’t fail nearly as much, but still cost $500.

genius space man! thats a dumb flaw if ive ever seen one. congratulations on the new ford pinto.

Just buy a new one if it’s stained.