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polle ( polle@feddit.de )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

Why would a fly land on something like this?

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Why would a fly land on something like this?

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polle ( polle@feddit.de )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • unexpected ( unexpected@lemm.ee ) 
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    The editor so good people never learn to leave it.

    • BearPerson ( BearPerson@lemmy.ml ) 
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      Take my angry upvote

  • mawkler ( mawkler@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Neovim is awesome

  • superkret ( superkret@feddit.de ) 
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    deleted by creator

    • odium ( odium@programming.dev ) 
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      alias vim='sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root'

      You ought to be punished for your transgressions

    • tool ( tool@r.rosettast0ned.com ) 
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      I’ve been using Linux professionally for a couple of decades and using it altogether since like 1996. I never knew about the timeout command. I’m gonna have some fun with that.

      I wonder if I can set someone’s shell to it…

      • Jo Miran ( JoMiran@lemmy.ml ) 
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        Always -k. Ask nicely but unsheathe the katana, just in case.

  • driving_crooner ( driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ) 
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    In a moment of weakness I configured the Visual Studio to use Vim as input method and now I don’t know how to change it back.

    • altz3r0 ( altz3r0@beehaw.org ) 
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      I’m sad to say I fell for this trap as well! Wanted to keep using vim, but I’m too old to put so much effort in maintaining my tools, when I have a self-cleaning swissknife … just… right… there.

  • dukk ( dukk@programming.dev ) 
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    Out of curiosity, I wondered what the original meme was. Found them and thought I’d share them:

    Here’s the original: https://i.imgur.com/kERuZkW.jpg

    And here’s the one that this is based off (slightly different): https://i.imgur.com/HFwENsd.png

    • Xylight (Photon dev) ( Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev ) 
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      BTW, just in case you didn’t know, you can put images directly in your comment with this:

      ![alt text (optional)](image url)

      • dukk ( dukk@programming.dev ) 
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        I didn’t know that, will use in the future. Thanks!

  • dustyCheese ( dustyCheese@beehaw.org ) 
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    They give us their ‘cures’ (neovim) while they suppress our medicine (emacs)

  • ELLIOTTCABLE ( ELLIOTTCABLE@beehaw.org ) 
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    Whewf I’m boutta out myself or something, but …

    after 15 years of vim, writing (and contributing to) a host of plugins, even running custom builds with my own patches …

    I basically never boot up Actual Vim anymore?? I’ve basically entirely switched to VScode + VSCodeVim. embarrassing as fuck, in some ways, but jesus christ it’s just too goddamn good.

    The neovim integration, even, was fantastic. (Although I don’t use it right now, for “VSCode Remote reasons,” lol.)

    • madeindjs ( madeindjs@lemmy.ml ) 
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      I’m thinking of switching from VSC to VIM because VSC is too hungry for ressources.

      I avoid to open some monorepo projects because it takes too much time and I use the Github explorer to navigate in the project.

      • ELLIOTTCABLE ( ELLIOTTCABLE@beehaw.org ) 
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        What on earth size of monorepo is that!? iirc, we’ve got ~1Mloc of OCaml, probably another two or three times that in assorted generated code, specs, config, infra, and other languages; and my VScode-Remote definitely boots up as fast as the network connection can stand up.

        Definitely faster than I can think of the first thing I want to do … ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        That said, I should own up to having had an absurdly overcomplicated vim config, tons of plugins, a decade n change of customizations and patches and shit. Maybe I’ve just always had a high tolerance for a slow boot. hahaha

        • madeindjs ( madeindjs@lemmy.ml ) 
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          It’s a monorepo for around 30 micro frontend projects (Vue.js / Angular / Svelte mostly) + some libraries packages.

          I don’t know what is the number of LoC but it’s medium sized frontend projects (we are ~100 developpers on this projects)

  • bigwag1 ( bigwag1@lemmy.ml ) 
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    … the cleaning paste?

  • SpoilMaster ( SpoilMaster@feddit.nu ) 
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    My entire first year as a network student was a Bernie meme: “i am once again asking, how do i exit vim?”

    • polle ( polle@feddit.de ) OP
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      I litterally LOL’d! :D

  • PlexSheep ( PlexSheep@feddit.de ) 
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    Are you looking to break the fragile peace we have? :%s/Pollen/fellow-vim-user/gc

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