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Sonotsugipaa ( Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 years ago

This is clearly shaping up to be the pinnacle of this decade's technology

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This is clearly shaping up to be the pinnacle of this decade's technology

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Sonotsugipaa ( Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • jarfil ( jarfil@beehaw.org ) 
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    1. Don’t roll out your own crypto suite
    2. Don’t write your own game engine
    3. Don’t create your own OS from scratch
    4. Don’t build another multipurpose framework
    5. …

    Whom am I kidding, go do all of that! Learn why you most probably shouldn’t 😆

    • fckreddit ( fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) 
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      I want to learn how to write a physics engine.

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        Those are easy, unless you want 128bit resolution, relativistic effects, collisions, or fancy stuff like that.

        PS: Bonus points if you write one without collision detection, then sell it as a game on Steam.

        PS2: Super Bonus points if you make it 64bit, then keep crowd-funding it for 10 years.

    • Sonotsugipaa ( Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) OP
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      Ew, knowledge and experience, pweh disgusting

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      What if I make an OS that’s also a game engine?

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        Hear me out: a fully fledged desktop environment, like KDE Plasma or Gnome, but it’s a 3D world - “windows” are just walls, the file explorer is just a bunch of procedurally generated condos, and you get a Gmod physics gun to move stuff around.

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          Soooo… Microsoft Bob in 3d?

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            Microsoft bob in 3D with a Gmod physics gun

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