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 Chris Remington   ( @remington@beehaw.org ) MA to Jokes and Humor · 2 years ago

Dying wish

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Dying wish

 Chris Remington   ( @remington@beehaw.org ) MA to Jokes and Humor · 2 years ago
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  •  Darkassassin07   ( @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ) 
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    2 years ago

    Not sure I’ll get the opportunity. Can we add that as an option on a will? Just at the mortuary, pre-cremation, remove the organs for donation, then stuff the space with corn kernels and into the oven.

    •  potoo22   ( @potoo22@programming.dev ) 
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      2 years ago

      “It’s my dying wish. You gotta!”

      I can see my spouse facepalming when reading my will.

    •  jarfil   ( @jarfil@beehaw.org ) 
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      2 years ago

      Unless you die in an hospital, generally in the ER, while in otherwise reasonably good health… they won’t use the organs for donations. I’ve asked.

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