wahming ( @wahming@monyet.cc ) English14•1 year agoThe corn would just turn to a few more flakes of ash. Better to swallow fireworks or something.
hglman ( @hglman@lemmy.ml ) English3•1 year ago50 kg of ANFO should do it
XTornado ( @XTornado@lemmy.ml ) 2•1 year agoCause I’m TNT, I’m dynamite
(TNT) and I’ll win the fight
(TNT) I’m a power load
(TNT) watch me explode
NaoPb ( @NaoPb@beehaw.org ) 1•1 year agoWell you could have your ashes disposed by fireworks if you really wanted.
El_Dorado ( @El_Dorado@beehaw.org ) 10•1 year agoEasy, just choke on them and the timing will be perfect
Darkassassin07 ( @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ) English7•1 year agoNot sure I’ll get the opportunity. Can we add that as an option on a will? Just at the mortuary, pre-cremation, remove the organs for donation, then stuff the space with corn kernels and into the oven.
potoo22 ( @potoo22@programming.dev ) 3•1 year ago“It’s my dying wish. You gotta!”
I can see my spouse facepalming when reading my will.
jarfil ( @jarfil@beehaw.org ) 1•1 year agoUnless you die in an hospital, generally in the ER, while in otherwise reasonably good health… they won’t use the organs for donations. I’ve asked.