• Time, research, facts, priority, urgency… None of it means anything to them. They quote texts that are nearly 80 years old as if it’s modern science while calling laws and programs programs that are 60 years old outdated, even though they’re meant to hopefully level the playing field for people who were heavily abused for hundreds of years and now are only medium-abused.

    Commenters keep talking about stopped clocks being right twice a day, but they’re worse than that. These aren’t stopped clocks, these are creepy old dudes jerking off in the corner and they happen to own a watch.

    Someone asks them, “hey Steve wants to know what time it is,” and they respond, “SHOW ME STEVE’S GENITALS! EW! Got anything younger?”

    • These aren’t stopped clocks, these are creepy old dudes jerking off in the corner and they happen to own a watch.

      I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a more accurate description, honestly.