This carpet took years off my life just looking at it.

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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 9 months ago

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This carpet took years off my life just looking at it.

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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 9 months ago

Like I’m pretty sure this is the color of the blood that Akira Kurosawa used in Ran. It’s fucking haunting.

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Me too. I was like “are they stunned by the carpet because it looks so good ?” I’m sure that color might show dirt more, but I’m fine with that because it let’s me know to vacuum.

Edit: Uhhhhh I missed the carpeted bathroom in the corner left. That’s no Bueno.

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