“This is little Sally. She’s getting ready to leave for school, but first she needs to put on her blinders and ear plugs so she doesn’t see or hear what the marketing boys are up to on her way to the elevator. Keep your eyes on the prize, Sally! And remember, what you hear at the water cooler stays at the water cooler… you don’t want an enforcer/landlord to intervene… that might hurt mommy’s due date cost, and then there will only be a lump of coal in Sally’s stocking. It’s therefore also important to remember: report communists and anarchists.”