Programmer tries to explain binary search to the policestartrek.websiteimage The Picard Maneuver ( @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ) Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 10 months ago message-square60fedilinkarrow-up11.33K
arrow-up11.33KimageProgrammer tries to explain binary search to the policestartrek.website The Picard Maneuver ( @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ) Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 10 months ago message-square60fedilink
minus-square tquid ( @tquid@kbin.social ) linkfedilink164•10 months agoAnd they absolutely hate ever doing anything about bicycle theft in particular.
minus-square lars ( @lars@programming.dev ) linkfedilink22•10 months agoI reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church. It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.
minus-square thebuoyancyofcitrus ( @thebuoyancyofcitrus@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink18•10 months agoWhat you’re entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what’s a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.
minus-square Honytawk ( @Honytawk@lemmy.zip ) linkfedilink7•10 months agoProbably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.
minus-square TheBlue22 ( @TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilink4•10 months agoGod made them do it!
And they absolutely hate ever doing anything about bicycle theft in particular.
I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.
It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.
What you’re entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what’s a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.
Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.
God made them do it!