I’m going to tone this a bit down, so I’m thinking :

  • canned pineapple, in juice not sirop
  • cheddar cheese
  • small mozzarela ball instead of marshmallow -shrimp instead of bacon.
  • cheapest mayonnaise I could find.

But you think I should eat this or simply post back a picture of it in the sub?
Should let it sit in the sauce (pinneapple juice + mayo) for a bit or eat it right away?
Is this still considered midwestern food?

I also found an old recipe for “salade américaine” in a cook book. It’s fresh fruits and celeriac with mayo and tabasco.

  • Smoked paprika is a fantastic idea, especially if you use it as part of a dry rub for the shrimp (assuming you are cooking them). If not, it’ll still go great in the potentially gross pineapple mayo dressing. And if you’re using mild cheddar you may be able to do without a marshmallow substitute entirely.