• Something in my ape brain just immediately trusts anyone who uses the phrase “of this one, I am certain.” So no, you don’t sound like a prick, you sound like a scholar, and I am inclined to request that you make several of my financial decisions for me.

    • Oh, don’t do that. I’m nobody special, and certainly no scholar. I’m just some random person on the internet who occasionally makes a coherent comment. Unless you’re in high school, you likely have a better education than me. I’m just pedantic like nobody’s business.