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I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair

 late_night   ( @late_night@sopuli.xyz ) M The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 9 months ago
 
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I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair

 late_night   ( @late_night@sopuli.xyz ) M The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 9 months ago
 

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  •  Metal Zealot   ( @Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml ) 
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    2•9 months ago

    Everyone’s lush facial hair also grows 30x faster than normal

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