Big Yud gives some dating advicetwitter.com BigMuffin69 ( @BigMuffin69@awful.systems ) SneerClub@awful.systemsEnglish • 9 months ago message-square52fedilinkarrow-up114
arrow-up114external-linkBig Yud gives some dating advicetwitter.com BigMuffin69 ( @BigMuffin69@awful.systems ) SneerClub@awful.systemsEnglish • 9 months ago message-square52fedilink
minus-square gerikson ( @gerikson@awful.systems ) linkfedilinkEnglish17•9 months agoLooking forward to the conversation: “Honey, I’ve met someone who fulfills the criteria we established when we started our relationship. They are 50% better than you”. “OK, let me see… nope, I don’t agree, that person is at best 25% better than me. If you leave me for them, I am suing for breach of contract.”
minus-square jonhendry ( @jonhendry@awful.systems ) linkfedilinkEnglish8•9 months ago“If I can find a girlfriend who is 10% better every year, then in 7 years I’ll have a girlfriend who is twice as good as you.”
Looking forward to the conversation:
“Honey, I’ve met someone who fulfills the criteria we established when we started our relationship. They are 50% better than you”.
“OK, let me see… nope, I don’t agree, that person is at best 25% better than me. If you leave me for them, I am suing for breach of contract.”
“If I can find a girlfriend who is 10% better every year, then in 7 years I’ll have a girlfriend who is twice as good as you.”