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 Chris Remington   ( @remington@beehaw.org ) MA to Jokes and Humor · 2 years ago

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 Chris Remington   ( @remington@beehaw.org ) MA to Jokes and Humor · 2 years ago
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    If people were Chihuahuas, coyotes would be 25-feet-tall… now that’s something to ponder.

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        Giant chihuahuas snaffling up us tiny humans.

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          They already had the ferocity, now they finally have the size! If all canines were scaled up to the point where cyotes were 25 feet taller than us (humans), then how big are chihuahuas compared to us? Are we snack size? Anyone wanna math and visualize that for me or should I use AI?

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            Snack, but only if they get a bunch of us at once, much like a solitary peanut isn’t very satisfying.

            For safety, we’d come to live in fortified boxes affixed to their backs, and the distances between each of these chihuahua-mounted citadels would be ever changing as a result.

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              Wild take, I like it!

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