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minus-square KahunaDaKine ( @KahunaDaKine@startrek.website ) linkfedilink15•1 year agoI can see the ads on Fox or OANN now. “MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela’s now!” At least I’m assuming they haven’t canceled Cabela’s like Bass Pro yet.
minus-square rs5th ( @rs5th@lemmy.scottlabs.io ) linkfedilink6•1 year agoCabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣
minus-square Satiric_Weasel ( @Satiric_Weasel@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink5•1 year agoI hope they do. Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health. They’d starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.
minus-square crwcomposer ( @crwcomposer@lemmy.world ) linkfedilink4•1 year agoThey basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that’s essentially how it’s advertised.
minus-square darkmugglet ( @darkmugglet@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink4•1 year agoWell, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
minus-square LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink2•1 year agoI mean, he’s not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard.
minus-square curiosityLynx ( @curiosityLynx@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink1•1 year agoNot just anti masturbation, iirc, but anti sex as well.
minus-square Saitama ( @Saitama@lemmy.fmhy.ml ) linkfedilink1•1 year agoThey cancelled Bass Pro? Seems counterintuitive
I can see the ads on Fox or OANN now.
“MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela’s now!”
At least I’m assuming they haven’t canceled Cabela’s like Bass Pro yet.
Cabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣
I hope they do.
Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health.
They’d starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.
They basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that’s essentially how it’s advertised.
Well, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
I mean, he’s not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard.
Not just anti masturbation, iirc, but anti sex as well.
They cancelled Bass Pro? Seems counterintuitive