Death Valley, CAi.postimg.ccimage ZeroCool ( @ZeroCool@slrpnk.net ) solarpunk memes@slrpnk.netEnglish • 4 months ago message-square11fedilinkarrow-up1462
arrow-up1462imageDeath Valley, CAi.postimg.cc ZeroCool ( @ZeroCool@slrpnk.net ) solarpunk memes@slrpnk.netEnglish • 4 months ago message-square11fedilink
minus-square wise_pancake ( @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ) linkfedilink33•4 months agoI would be so sweaty standing there that you could white water raft down my ass crack.
minus-square AVincentInSpace ( @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) linkfedilinkEnglish4•4 months agoThis will look great in my unusual-but-highly-descriptive metaphor collection next to “yes, you fart in your sleep, and it is not subtle at all. You sound like a saxophone full of Doritos”
minus-square _MusicJunkie ( @_MusicJunkie@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink2•4 months agoPlease share more of your collection. I’m enjoying these.
minus-square Holzkohlen ( @Holzkohlen@feddit.de ) linkfedilink1•4 months agoI’d just skip past that and just keel over. I can’t even handle 35°C
I would be so sweaty standing there that you could white water raft down my ass crack.
This will look great in my unusual-but-highly-descriptive metaphor collection next to “yes, you fart in your sleep, and it is not subtle at all. You sound like a saxophone full of Doritos”
Please share more of your collection. I’m enjoying these.
That’s a simile.
I’d just skip past that and just keel over. I can’t even handle 35°C