Campingimage Chris Remington ( @remington@beehaw.org ) MA Jokes and Humor • 6 months ago message-square8arrow-up1143
arrow-up1143imageCamping Chris Remington ( @remington@beehaw.org ) MA Jokes and Humor • 6 months ago message-square8
minus-square ramble81 ( @ramble81@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink7•6 months agoA shiv made from the bones of the squirrel? Or the squirrel was agitated from being picked up started biting him once shoved at him? Or anything with sufficient velocity does have the ability to pierce a body in most cases.
minus-square DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ) linkfedilink10•6 months agoOr she used a squirrel as a flail, holding the tail, causing the teeth to “stab” him
minus-square sfera ( @sfera@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink7•6 months agoThis is so much better than the real answer!
A shiv made from the bones of the squirrel? Or the squirrel was agitated from being picked up started biting him once shoved at him? Or anything with sufficient velocity does have the ability to pierce a body in most cases.
Or she used a squirrel as a flail, holding the tail, causing the teeth to “stab” him
This is so much better than the real answer!