Facial recognition payments are gaining traction, with restaurants like CaliExpress and Steak 'n Shake offering them.

  • This wont stop until every place offers a colorectal payments.

    “I’ll have a double cheeseburger.”

    “10 dollarydoos, sir, with that be card, facial or fecal recognition?”

    “VisaMC my bumhole, please.”

    “Very well, bend over…” inserts Mr.Fisty5000