Nigel Farage expected to declare he is running for parliamentwww.independent.co.ukexternal-link Twig ( @Twig@sopuli.xyz ) UK Politics@feddit.ukEnglish • 29 days ago message-square7fedilinkarrow-up111
arrow-up111external-linkNigel Farage expected to declare he is running for parliamentwww.independent.co.uk Twig ( @Twig@sopuli.xyz ) UK Politics@feddit.ukEnglish • 29 days ago message-square7fedilink
minus-square Baggins ( @baggins@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish5•29 days agoHow is that an emergency?
minus-square fakeman_pretendname ( @fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ) linkfedilink10•29 days agoDid you not hear about the bellend shortage? There’s been an accident down at the knobhead factory, and output is currently so low, Britain’s news resources are in danger of failing to meet it’s quota of “knobheads and bellends saying things loudly”. Thankfully, Nigel Farridge is there to save us.
minus-square Baggins ( @baggins@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish3•29 days agoAha, I must have missed it whilst I was watching Pillocks’R’Us on TV.
How is that an emergency?
Did you not hear about the bellend shortage?
There’s been an accident down at the knobhead factory, and output is currently so low, Britain’s news resources are in danger of failing to meet it’s quota of “knobheads and bellends saying things loudly”.
Thankfully, Nigel Farridge is there to save us.
Aha, I must have missed it whilst I was watching Pillocks’R’Us on TV.