You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy’s digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don’t wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about…eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: “as greedy as a pig.”
Only if you are in the Microblog tab, since it treats every post as something more akin to a tweet. However it shouldn’t show up on the Threads tab.
Also, you can’t collapse comments at the moment, however the feature is being developed.
Welcome, don’t be scared of asking something!
What’s the best way to get rid of a body… theoretically?
Own a pig farm.
Apparently they go through bone like buttah!
Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm!
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass Sound advice for those of us venturing back into the dating scene…
@ramboteng @lixus98 @Zorque @DoucheAsaurus @Grimlo9ic
what about women owning pig farms?
The risk of getting free crueltyish free meat is worth it, i’m going all in on the pig farmer.
days later, my bones are never found
This is the correct answer…I’ve heard…
Take my shameless upvote
Didn’t work out for Robert Pickton, still got caught.
I give no guarantees about your ability to dodge the law.
Microwave fish at the office.
Not sure this tracks… but I laughed
I wasn’t sure it would land so thank you haha
Pigs or acid!
Why not both. Pigs on Acid.
You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy’s digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don’t wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about…eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: “as greedy as a pig.”
I got scared until you said this, ofc any question is fine as long as it is hypothetical.
@IllegalLifeProTips
Put them in a freshly dug grave. Nobody will think of looking there.
For some reason, the priest giving our marriage preparation classes thought it was necessary to share this unsolicited fact.
@lixus98
Why does every reply prepend the username of the person you’re replying to?
Also, is there a way to collapse comments?
Only if you are in the Microblog tab, since it treats every post as something more akin to a tweet. However it shouldn’t show up on the Threads tab.
Also, you can’t collapse comments at the moment, however the feature is being developed.
There are a lot of customizations out in the wild provided as CSS scripts to install with Stylus or JS scripts to install with a monkey plugin.
I’m using this plugin for collapsible comments everywhere right now. https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/468923-kbin-improved-collapsible-comments
Cool! Thanks!
Is 42 the answer?
Why do I see pending sub while trying to sub?
Seems to be a bug with Lemmy, if you click the sub button multiple times it should eventually subscribe
Not OP but what’s the proper way to link another community, like r/NAME on reddit…?
I see people in these replies using @ but I think some people use !
Assuming you are on a lemmy instance you link them like
!communityname@instance.domain